During Cards Against Humanity

  • Theresa: I like "AIDS."
  • Theresa: Who's Rosie O'Donnell?
  • Theresa: Who's William Shatner?
  • Somebody: He's Captain Kirk.
  • Theresa: The one with the ears?
  • Me: No, that's Spock, Kirk's boyfriend.
  • Somebody: *reading from card* A homoerotic volleyball montage
  • Theresa: What's that?
  • Theresa: Who's Glenn Beck?
  • Theresa: He looks like Bill Clinton.
  • Me and Marisa: No he doesn't.
  • Theresa: He's white with white hair.
ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

Well, there goes my childhood. 

Well, there goes my childhood. 

Kurt Cobain loves pizza. 

Kurt Cobain loves pizza. 

(Source: thegrlwhowaited)

The Avengers’ Day Off by Illustration A Day

(Source: 1000pigeons)

throwinpunches:

Pride and Prejudice by =Nanorph
“How do I start this day,
I who am unsure
of how my life has happened
or how to proceed
amid this warm and steady sweetness?”
Albert Garcia, from “August Morning” (via the-final-sentence)
dr-beakman:

Fabulous Freddie is fabulous.

dr-beakman:

Fabulous Freddie is fabulous.

(Source: depechequeen)


Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.

Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.

“You look at
a mulberry leaf

like a silkworm does, with all your insides.”
Yusef Komunyakaa, from “The Brain to the Heart” (via the-final-sentence)