During Cards Against Humanity
- Theresa: I like "AIDS."
- Theresa: Who's Rosie O'Donnell?
- Theresa: Who's William Shatner?
- Somebody: He's Captain Kirk.
- Theresa: The one with the ears?
- Me: No, that's Spock, Kirk's boyfriend.
- Somebody: *reading from card* A homoerotic volleyball montage
- Theresa: What's that?
- Theresa: Who's Glenn Beck?
- Theresa: He looks like Bill Clinton.
- Me and Marisa: No he doesn't.
- Theresa: He's white with white hair.
You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
Well, there goes my childhood.
Kurt Cobain loves pizza.
(Source: thegrlwhowaited)
The Avengers’ Day Off by Illustration A Day
(Source: 1000pigeons)
(Source: originalgoofygoober)
“How do I start this day,
I who am unsure
of how my life has happened
or how to proceed
amid this warm and steady sweetness?”
Albert Garcia, from “August Morning” (via the-final-sentence)
Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.
(Source: unitedstatesoftony)
“You look at
a mulberry leaf
like a silkworm does, with all your insides.”
Yusef Komunyakaa, from “The Brain to the Heart” (via the-final-sentence)
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